[39][89]Under the I, 16. I, 16.
[91][132]- I'm gonna win this.|- Under the N, 36.
[133][162]N, 36.
[164][230]Under the O, 63. O, 63.
[232][262]Remember, the name|of the game is Crazy T.
[264][310]One column across the top,|one down the middle. Double jackpot.
[329][387]Under the N, 44. N, 44.
[397][451]Under the B, nine. B, nine.
[455][487]- Bingo!|- Possible bingo.
[509][531]All right, everyone, this is a bust.|Stay seated.
[533][548]Stay down.
[566][588]Turn that off, please.
[601][619]Sit down, pal.
[827][841]You're kidding me.
[993][1008]I'm counting.
[1060][1083]Oh, my God.
[1160][1181]Look, guys,|I don't have time for this.
[1202][1215]Can't we do this peacefully?
[1217][1239]Say please.
[1394][1414]Please.
[1876][1891]Don't give me that look, Walker.
[1892][1914]I can't believe you sent me|on a bingo bust.
[1916][1928]Well, start\ believing.
[1930][1954]Bingo brings in $200 million a year|in Texas,
[1956][1974]and we believe a lot of that|is laundered.
[1975][1997]Very interesting,|but what's that got to do with me?
[1999][2040]The bingo parlor that you busted|last night belonged to Ricky Ricketts.
[2054][2084]- Are you sure?|- I've got a witness in my office.
[2086][2115]- Now I'm interested.|- If we can get her to the grand jury,
[2116][2142]there's a chance|that we can finally get this guy.
[2145][2165]Speak of the devil.
[2166][2204]- Long time no see, Walker.|- Not long enough, Ricketts.
[2215][2246]I'm willing to forget the past|if you are.
[2248][2275]- What do you say?|- I'm not willing to forget anything.
[2281][2298]And I made a promise|a long time ago
[2300][2337]to bust that sleazy operation|of yours, and I will.
[2343][2374]Mr. Ricketts came here voluntarily
[2376][2406]to counter the ludicrous charges being|brought against his establishment.
[2412][2436]Now, I see no reason for threats.
[2439][2460]I didn't make a threat, counselor.
[2464][2475]I made a promise.
[2481][2511]I never trust a man|who can't keep his promises.
[2523][2549]Well, this is one promise I will keep.
[2551][2563]We've got a witness this time.
[2580][2608]And this witness is gonna put you|behind bars for the rest of your life.
[2620][2640]It'll end up the way it always does.
[2643][2668]I win, you lose.
[2675][2692]Don't count on it.
[2703][2720]See you again real soon.
[2727][2744]Real soon.
[2842][2859]Thank you.
[2884][2897]Ranger Cordell Walker,
[2899][2933]I'd like you to meet Elaine Port\ugal,|our star witness.
[2942][2971]Mr. Walker, do you mind telling me|what this is all about?
[2973][2997]I've never been so scared in my life.
[2999][3026]I mean, all these police|and the guns.
[3027][3061]- Mrs. Port\ugal...|- No, please, everyone calls me Elaine.
[3080][3118]We've been watching this operation|for the past several months,
[3120][3154]and each day,|the bingo parlor takes in $2,000.
[3156][3185]Well, they've been report\ing|$20,000.
[3187][3215]We have reason to believe that|the excess is laundered drug money.
[3222][3235]Oh, no.
[3252][3275]Oh, I had no idea.
[3276][3297]- Mrs. Port\ugal...|- Please, Elaine.
[3311][3352]Elaine, the man you work for,|Ricky Ricketts,
[3354][3369]has been convicted|of manslaughter,
[3375][3395]and a suspect|in several other killings.
[3397][3426]Oh, my. Killings?
[3430][3454]Oh, he looks like such a nice boy.
[3462][3476]You counted all that money
[3478][3502]and you never made the connection|between the small crowds
[3504][3522]and the large amount of cash|that was coming in?
[3524][3562]No, no, you see, I work in the back.|I never see any customers.
[3568][3602]Elaine, you expect us|to believe that?
[3617][3645]Well, why should I lie to you?
[3646][3671]Look at me. Am I a gangster?
[3680][3707]No, I'm a widow on a fixed income.
[3722][3746]Well, I did one thing that was wrong.
[3752][3792]See, I got paid in cash|so I wouldn't lose my benefits.
[3796][3825]I suppose you could report\ me|to social security.
[3830][3847]We don't want to report\ you.
[3849][3874]We want you to testify|against Ricky Ricketts.
[3880][3924]- Testify? Me?|- You.
[3936][3979]Oh, look, Mr. Walker,|I wanna do the right thing,
[3980][4035]but if Ricketts is as bad|as you say he is, he'll kill me if I talk.
[4037][4068]Elaine, if you don't testify|and we let you go,
[4069][4083]Ricketts is gonna come after you,
[4084][4102]and there's nothing we can do|to protect you.
[4118][4151]So, what you're telling me|is I don't have any choice.
[4183][4206]I'm gonna be a stool pigeon?
[4221][4245]You know, maybe if I had|gone furt\her in school,
[4247][4278]I might have had a nice career|like you, but in my day, they said,
[4279][4309]"Get married, have children,|make a home."
[4311][4344]And they look at me now.|I'm a criminal.
[4346][4371]You're not a criminal if you'll testify.
[4373][4397]Where's the good news?
[4424][4439]Ricky, it's me, Oscar.
[4448][4461]Done yet?
[4467][4489]Not yet. We had a little problem.
[4508][4523]I don't like problems.
[4525][4546]The thing is, the Rangers|have been with her all day.
[4548][4561]We couldn't set anything up.
[4563][4576]Where is she now?
[4577][4597]We're gonna be right on her tail.|No problem.
[4603][4619]No problem?
[4623][4646]My home is locked up,|my assets are frozen,
[4648][4680]I'm paying 500 bucks an hour|for lawyers, they got a witness,
[4682][4711]Walker's on my case.|Don't tell me "no problem."
[4712][4747]Boss, she's an old lady.|How much trouble could she be?
[4749][4772]Enough that we should have|whacked her last week.
[4773][4795]Don't call me|until you got good news.
[4803][4815]It's as good as done.
[4956][4971]- I'll see you later.|- Okay.
[4973][5004]- You're not coming with us?|- No, you'll be fine with Alex.
[5006][5048]You be careful today, Mr. Ranger.|I'm depending on you.
[5068][5084]Don't worry, Elaine.
[5101][5125]He's such a nice guy.
[5187][5210]What do you think you're gonna find|at Ricketts' warehouse?
[5212][5232]Won't know until I look.
[6622][6639]Bingo.
[7107][7133]Are you sure|I can't help you in there?
[7135][7167]I used to cook every night|for my husband, Irving.
[7181][7213]- How long were you married?|- Thirt\y-seven years.
[7215][7281]And then last year he had a stroke,|and in a week, he was gone.
[7283][7331]But I'm so used to cooking for two,|so that I always cook too much.
[7344][7376]No, no, no, eat the soup first,|while it's hot.
[7418][7440]- This is great.|- It's matzo ball.
[7468][7485]It's wonderful.
[7486][7518]It's chicken broth|with matzo dumplings.
[7520][7531]Eat, darling, eat.
[7596][7620]So you seeing anybody?
[7650][7673]- Not really.|- No?
[7674][7692]What about that Ranger fellow?
[7695][7717]He's a very handsome man.
[7719][7747]Yes, he is, but we're just friends.
[7749][7764]Oh, yeah?
[7780][7814]I saw you together with him today.
[7816][7848]He looks at you like a wolf|looking at a pork chop.
[7876][7911]Well, maybe we're a little bit|more than friends.
[7920][7940]So, what are you waiting for?
[7959][7972]We work together a lot
[7977][8016]and I'm afraid if we had|a relationship outside the office,
[8017][8054]it would impact the relationship|inside the office.
[8063][8117]Darling, when you get to be my age,
[8122][8167]you're alone a lot,|and love is such a rare thing.
[8192][8209]Don't throw it away.
[8226][8248]You know, maybe you're right.
[8250][8278]Maybe I should get out|a little more often.
[8319][8339]I feel a little dizzy.
[8347][8362]Are you all right?
[8364][8386]- You want me to get you anything?|- No.
[8388][8416]- Can I call a doctor?|- No, no,
[8418][8443]I think I'd just like to go over there|and lie down.
[8445][8462]Okay, okay, okay, here.
[8464][8506]Okay, come.|All right, hold on to me. Okay.
[8533][8574]Oh, it's okay. I got you.|Here, here, here.
[8611][8632]I'll get you some water.
[9032][9056]Sleep, princess, sleep.
[9357][9375]Ms. Port\ugal? Ms. Port\ugal?
[9377][9396]You lowlife, attacking an old woman.
[9397][9421]Don't hit me with that damn purse.|I'm C.D. Parker.
[9423][9448]I'm a Texas Ranger.|Been one for 28 years.
[9452][9476]- You got any identification?|- Yes, ma'am.
[9477][9506]Cordell Walker sent me over here|to watch you and Alex's apart\ment.
[9550][9568]You almost gave me a heart\ attack.
[9570][9590]- Did I hurt\ you?|- I'm all right.
[9591][9607]What are you doing out|this time of night?
[9609][9622]Where's Alex?
[9624][9662]Oh, the poor darling, she was|exhausted, so she's taking a nap.
[9663][9684]I just came out to take a walk,|get some fresh air.
[9686][9701]I've been cooped up upstairs all day.
[9702][9720]That might not be a good idea.
[9724][9751]Might be some people looking for you.|Let's go back up to the apart\ment.
[9753][9765]Oh, I don't wanna bother you.
[9767][9782]I'll just finish my walk,|then I'll go up.
[9784][9811]No, ma'am, I think we should go on|back to the apart\ment.
[9813][9831]Well, who am I to argue|with a Texas Ranger?
[9833][9851]Yes, ma'am.
[9853][9897]Oh, dear. Oh, well, you know,
[9899][9940]it's been a very long time|since a gentleman escort\ed me home.
[9942][9976]Yes, ma'am. I'll just walk you up|to Alex's apart\ment.
[9978][10011]Okay, but no hanky-panky|at the door.
[10013][10025]Hanky-panky?
[10038][10070]I like you.|You got a good sense of humor.
[10083][10112]Hanky-panky, my eye.
[10198][10229]Alex. Alex, it's C.D.
[10246][10266]C. D?
[10298][10312]Alex?
[10348][10405]Oh, did we wake you, darling?|You were sleeping so peacefully.
[10408][10419]Where did you go?
[10420][10462]Well, she took off like a sage hen in a|thunderstorm. That's where she went.
[10463][10502]You didn't. Elaine, do you know|how dangerous that could be?
[10504][10536]Hey, I used to walk in|Central Park at midnight.
[10538][10555]Don't talk to me about danger.
[10558][10582]Oh, anyway,|I didn't mean to upset you.
[10592][10610]I won't do it again.
[10615][10628]Boy, this sure does look good.
[10638][10653]Elaine made us dinner.
[10703][10725]How would you like a nice bowl|of chicken soup, huh?
[10727][10756]Lt'd be good for you.|I can get some fresh in the kitchen.
[10758][10787]I don't think so. I'll just have a latke.
[10796][10808]How do you know from latke?
[10814][10831]I know a lot of things|about a lot of food.
[10846][10856]I'm a gourmet.
[10872][10896]Well, back to the salt mine.
[10909][10927]Goodbye.
[10947][10986]You know, that soup was good|and I'm still hungry.
[10988][11011]Oh, no, honey, no, no, no.|It's cold now. No.
[11013][11037]You know what?|I'll make you a couple of eggs.
[11039][11049]You're sweet.
[11056][11087]You know,|between you and those Rangers,
[11089][11129]I think Mr. Ricky Ricketts|had better watch himself.
[11195][11217]All right, the scientific method|of police work.
[11240][11261]This is how|the Ricketts operation works.
[11302][11350]- Walker?|- Oh, I'm all ears.
[11384][11415]All right, the ships leave Colombia|with the cocaine on board,
[11417][11433]they dock at the Galveston Harbor.
[11435][11453]At one of the piers|that Ricketts controls,
[11454][11480]- and so anything can go through.|- Right.
[11494][11528]And then the cocaine is loaded on|trucks owned by... You'll never guess.
[11530][11551]Ricketts' Fruit & Nut Company.
[11580][11610]That's right. How'd you know that?
[11619][11633]It's on the box.
[11691][11710]Anyway...
[11724][11760]...the cocaine is distributed|to the dealers,
[11762][11796]the dealers sell it, they turn over|the cash to Ricketts' men,
[11798][11828]who load it into boxes|of bingo cards
[11829][11847]that are delivered|to the back of the parlor.
[11849][11886]And then the dirt\y money is mixed in|with the clean bingo money.
[11888][11927]Then all of the money is report\ed clean|to the Texas Bingo Commission.
[11935][11964]- Right.|- Yeah, right.
[11966][11994]Well, I enjoyed the lecture.|Learned a lot, Trivette.
[12010][12036]- Now let's go pick up our star witness.|- He can't.
[12041][12077]He is helping me make arrangements|for San Antonio.
[12079][12091]San Antonio?
[12097][12117]Yeah, Alex wants a change of venue
[12118][12137]because she doesn't want|Ricketts' attorney
[12138][12167]to say that the jury|was influenced by the media.
[12169][12199]I just wanna make it really difficult|for him to find a friendly judge.
[12215][12244]Well, San Antonio it is.
[12258][12280]Trust me, I know from goods.
[12281][12311]See, my late husband|was a tailor all of his life.
[12313][12352]So I'll give you the name and|the address in New York, all right?
[12354][12394]Oh, I was just telling the boys|that my nephew is in the rag trade,
[12395][12425]and that even with shipping,|the price is right for the suits.
[12426][12447]I'm sure they appreciate it,|but now we gotta get going.
[12449][12496]Okay. I'll give Walker the address, so|you just mention my name, you know.
[12497][12530]It wouldn't hurt\ you to have a nice suit|or two hanging in your closet.
[12532][12550]I'll remember that.
[12577][12596]You got a big family|out at your place?
[12603][12620]No, just me.
[12640][12672]A good-looking guy like you should be|married and have lots of kids.
[12680][12692]Maybe someday.
[12696][12714]There's nothing wrong with Alex.
[12715][12743]She's a beautiful girl and,|boy, she's smart\,
[12745][12794]- and I see the way she looks at you.|- Elaine, maybe someday.
[12801][12844]Sorry. Sometimes I get nosy.
[12852][12882]I know I should shut up, but...
[12901][12916]Okay.
[13222][13258]You know, I talk about family|because I miss my late husband,
[13260][13310]and when all this is over, I'm gonna|go to San Marcos and visit his grave.
[13311][13356]Mr. Walker, you are a terrific man.
[13365][13383]I only wish I had a son like you.
[13390][13401]Thanks, Elaine.
[13485][13515]Eat up. Eat up, hon,|that's some mighty good stuff.
[13518][13533]It's hot.
[13551][13565]Did I hear somebody say|"free food"?
[13566][13592]Come on in, Jimmy.|Feeding time at the zoo.
[13594][13611]- Hi, Ranger Trivette.|- What do you say?
[13612][13642]What a nice surprise.|You here for this kick-ass chili?
[13644][13664]Oh, excuse my expression.
[13677][13696]Yeah, it's my favorite.
[13710][13724]Do you recognize these guys,|Elaine?
[13780][13797]Yeah, these two.
[13799][13839]Sometimes I see them loading the van|in back of the bingo hall.
[13842][13868]- Oscar Kane and Hector Johnson.|- Who?
[13872][13908]Ricketts' top two goons.|Aggravated assault, armed robbery.
[13910][13932]They got rap sheets|as long as your arm. Thank you.
[13934][13953]How about this other guy?
[13957][13986]Is this Ricketts man|gonna try to kill me?
[13999][14014]It's a possibility, Elaine.
[14024][14041]Well, he's gonna have a tough time,
[14042][14079]with three strong Rangers|protecting me.
[14081][14114]Lady, he fools with you, we'll put him|on the wrong side of the grass.
[14138][14169]So you strain the cabbage first,|you go easy on the mayonnaise.
[14171][14204]See, it doesn't get mushy that way.|Not that yours wasn't terrific.
[14206][14220]Well, I'll try that next time.
[14221][14241]- I thought it was pretty good, C.D.|- Thanks.
[14243][14259]I'm gonna make you matzo brei|someday.
[14261][14284]- You're gonna love it.|- Yeah, I'll bet.
[14285][14299]I'm gonna get out of here, okay?
[14300][14331]- Drive carefully.|- The dishes, Jimmy.
[14341][14371]Boy, you got a beautiful place here.|I gotta give you that.
[14373][14396]This is where you forget|the Ricketts of the world.
[14398][14421]- We'd better turn in.|- Okay.
[14423][14447]- You coming?|- No, I think I'll sit outside for a while.
[14449][14474]All right, if it gets cold,|you come inside.
[14482][14497]Yes, ma'am.
[14506][14533]- Good night.|- Good night.
[14543][14572]- You have good friends.|- That I do.
[14573][14594]Everything's gonna be all right,|isn't it?
[14596][14624]Everything will be fine.|C.D.'ll be out in front, I'll be upstairs.
[14626][14654]- You have nothing to worry about.|- You know something?
[14656][14685]When you say it, I believe it.
[14686][14708]- Good night.|- Good night, hon.
[14748][14796]Walker, sleep tight.|Don't let the bed bugs bite.
[15055][15094]- Oh, I thought you'd gone to bed.|- Oh, I just couldn't sleep.
[15095][15113]- Well, it's kind of chilly out here.|- I know.
[15114][15135]That's why I brought this blanket|for you.
[15137][15155]But you know what would be|even better?
[15157][15180]A nice, hot cup of tea.
[15182][15206]You know, if you tell me|where things are, I'll go make it.
[15208][15226]I'll tell you what.|I know where everything is.
[15228][15270]- Let me go make it.|- Oh, that's wonderful.
[15276][15300]You make me feel like a queen.
[15301][15330]I'll just sit right here|and wait for you.
[15505][15524]Not a sound, you old bat,|or I'll break your jaw.
[15526][15544]Do you understand?
[15607][15622]C.D.!
[15634][15652]Throw down the gun,|you sidewinder.
[15826][15846]Oh, Walker, are you all right?
[15852][15885]- Yeah. Did they hurt\ you?|- No.
[15887][15901]Where in the hell|did they come from?
[15903][15919]I was sitting on the porch|waiting for you
[15921][15943]and suddenly,|somebody grabbed me.
[15944][15962]Cordell, I just went in|to make some tea.
[15981][16004]Well, let's tie these guys up|and get the wagon out here.
[16010][16026]I'll go in and make some coffee.
[16027][16049]I don't think I'll be doing|much sleeping tonight.
[16186][16253]Oy, Walker, you're gonna be|a bigger problem than Ricky Ricketts.
[16322][16344]Something's bothering me|about all this.
[16345][16385]If they wanted Elaine dead,|they had the opport\unity at the ranch.
[16387][16412]They want her alive, yeah, but why?
[16413][16444]Maybe they wanna know|what she knows.
[16446][16467]Or she's got something they want.
[16511][16527]Yeah.
[16652][16664]Excuse me.
[16687][16711]If I have any more visitors|at my ranch, Ricketts,
[16713][16728]I'm gonna come looking for you.
[16736][16763]I have no idea|what you're talking about.
[16772][16802]You can't make those accusations|and harass my client.
[16804][16836]We're not in the court\room, counselor.|We're in a parking lot.
[16850][16871]Different rules here.
[16943][16981]Cordell's right about this.|Take my word for it.
[16982][17024]Better to testify in San Anton,|and a lot safer to fly out today.
[17026][17054]So you wanna put me in the same|room as that Ricketts gangster?
[17056][17075]You're gonna be safe|once he's behind bars.
[17077][17093]Yeah, but what if he gets out?
[17095][17121]Well, that's what the|Witness Relocation Program's about.
[17122][17160]Oh, sure. You change my name|and you put me in another city,
[17161][17193]and then you let me go.|I'll stick out like a sore thumb.
[17195][17222]- No, let me take care of myself.|- No, no, no, just a minute.
[17224][17247]Just trust me on this, will you?
[17289][17313]If anything happens to me,|it's gonna be on your head.
[17315][17334]You're gonna be riding down there|with Cordell.
[17336][17362]He's sent Jimmy ahead|to make all the preparations.
[17363][17377]You couldn't be in better hands.
[17387][17409]I've always felt safe with you.
[17414][17453]Well, that's nice. You should.
[17454][17470]I hope you have a real pleasant trip.
[17485][17508]Aren't you forgetting something?
[17522][17562]I don't think so.|I mean, is there something l...?
[17563][17595]No, no. Guess.
[17625][17643]It's just... I don't know.
[17654][17669]How about a goodbye kiss?
[17671][17695]Oh, oh, yes, ma'am.
[17839][17881]- Bye, C.D.|- Yes, ma'am.
[18120][18153]Well, she couldn't help herself.
[18290][18322]Flight number 17 is now boarding|at gate four.
[18324][18356]Flight 17 to San Antonio,|now boarding at gate four.
[18358][18387]Oh, look, a magazine stand.
[18396][18433]- San Antonio's a hop, not a flight.|- I don't have anything to read.
[18434][18465]- We don't have time.|- I need the bathroom.
[18467][18489]Look, we only have ten minutes|to get on that plane.
[18490][18512]This isn't negotiable.|No, no, I'm serious.
[18514][18543]Now, don't worry, I'm fast.|Frequent, but fast.
[18545][18559]That's what happens|when you get older.
[18561][18575]- Well, hurry up.|- Okay.
[18577][18622]- from Los Angeles. You may claim|your baggage at carousel three.
[18671][18689]That's a lovely outfit.
[18691][18710]- Oh, thank you.|- You're welcome.
[18711][18726]How nice of you to say so.
[18728][18773]Yeah, see, I have family in the|business, so I know from goods, yeah.
[18775][18802]- Oh, it wasn't expensive.|- Really?
[18804][18820]- I got it on sale.|- Yeah?
[18833][18880]This is the final boarding call|for flight number 17 to San Antonio.
[18882][18931]The last call for final boarding,|flight number 17 to San Antonio.
[18933][18975]All passengers holding tickets,|please board now.
[19117][19141]Elaine, come on, we're late.
[19143][19160]You're not Elaine.
[19213][19232]Sorry, ladies.
[19277][19295]Taxi.
[19337][19358]Hold it, hold it!
[19364][19405]Elaine, what do you think|you're doing?
[19406][19417]I hate to fly.
[19419][19444]Well, don't worry about it now.|The plane's already left.
[19446][19482]- Now we have to drive.|- I get carsick.
[19545][19564]Ricky, it's me.
[19574][19586]They didn't get on.
[19592][19602]What do you want me to do?
[19612][19643]- Follow them, at a distance.|- Right.
[19645][19669]Tell our reception committee|in San Antonio
[19670][19694]they're now coming down|on the road.
[19698][19708]You got it.
[19713][19754]If I see her in court\,|I'm sending someone for you.
[19846][19883]Flight 17 has now arrived|at gate two.
[19912][19948]Flight 17 has now arrived|at gate two.
[19998][20012]- Excuse me.|- Yes?
[20014][20042]Did you see a Texas Ranger on board|with a black hat and beard
[20044][20060]and an older woman, talked a lot?
[20062][20088]She probably talked all the way|through the flight.
[20090][20118]- No, I don't think they ever got on.|- Are you sure?
[20125][20156]Well, from your description,|they'd be pretty hard to miss.
[20157][20177]- Yeah, you're right. Thanks.|- Sure.
[20178][20197]Walker, I have to go|to the bathroom.
[20210][20238]- For real.|- It had better be for real this time.
[20276][20298]- Walker.|- Hey, what's going on?
[20300][20332]- You wouldn't believe it if I told you.|- Where are you?
[20334][20352]I'm about an hour|from the court\house.
[20361][20403]- You're cutting it short\, man.|- Yeah, I know. I'll see you soon.
[20405][20417]All right. Bye.
[20723][20742]- Where's your ladies' room?|- Around the corner.
[20744][20770]Right there? Thank you.
[20805][20822]Trust me.
[20858][20874]- Hi, part\ner.|- Hi.
[20876][20903]- You got a hat just like me, huh?|- Yeah.
[20911][20931]Nice meeting you.
[20936][20956]Okay, let's go.
[20958][20983]- Bye.|- Bye-bye.
[21135][21174]- You almost gave me a heart\ attack.|- Let's go, Elaine.
[21247][21274]- "Trust me."|- I really did have to go.
[21276][21302]- Yeah, sure.|- I did.
[21355][21369]Get down.
[21401][21414]Stay down, Elaine.
[21492][21516]Get out of there. Get out.
[21545][21565]- Against the van.|- All right. All right.
[21567][21580]Get out.
[21592][21609]Drop it.
[21772][21788]Elaine!
[21884][21894]Elaine!
[21985][22006]Dang that woman.
[22020][22045]She's beginning to irritate me.
[22055][22082]Breaker, breaker,|anyone on the horn?
[22099][22114]Ten-four, good buddy.
[22116][22154]Granny on the hog nort\hbound|on 35 toward Austin.
[22155][22179]Are there any smokies down the line?|Come on.
[22181][22207]That's a big negative, Granny.|This here is Wild Bill,
[22209][22231]and there's no smokies northbound|till you hit Georgetown.
[22233][22256]You're all clear.
[22267][22292]Thank you, good buddy.
[22397][22420]- Walker, what's going on?|- Ricketts' men jumped me.
[22422][22450]Elaine split.|Did you come up with anything?
[22456][22489]Yeah. I ran her name through|the computer file this morning.
[22491][22514]She didn't come up,|but her husband did.
[22516][22536]Irving? Yeah, I know.|He died last year.
[22538][22560]Really? Then how come|he was picked up last week
[22562][22583]for passing bad paper|in Kansas City?
[22585][22597]What? Are you sure?
[22617][22642]My computer doesn't lie.
[22665][22686]I think I know where she went.
[22691][22711]Here's what I want you to do.
[23031][23059]Pleasant dreams, Irving.
[23140][23171]- Hi.|- What are you doing here, Larry?
[23174][23191]I wondered where you were|hiding the money.
[23193][23211]I've been following you for weeks.
[23213][23232]Ricketts knew|you were up to something,
[23234][23263]but he didn't check the books|like I did.
[23272][23285]You're his accountant.
[23287][23314]You're supposed to be good|with figures. Big deal.
[23315][23357]I figured I'd let you keep skimming,|and if they didn't catch you and kill you,
[23359][23392]then I'd get my share, part\ner.
[23400][23417]Part\ner?
[23451][23489]- So you've come for your share?|- Oh, that's right.
[23519][23539]I'll give you your share.
[23691][23729]- Hello, Elaine.|- Walker, not you again.
[23735][23756]I'll tell you one thing.|You're a sly old gal.
[23766][23787]Why did you tell us|that your husband was dead?
[23789][23805]He is.|Here, here's his grave right here.
[23807][23850]Elaine, Irving was picked up last week|on a counterfeiting charge.
[23892][23910]Okay.
[23919][23957]About four years ago,|Irving and I were gonna go to Florida,
[23959][24000]and a week before we left,|he leaves me for another woman.
[24001][24023]So I told everybody I was a widow.
[24024][24053]See, if you're a widow,|you get respect and sympathy.
[24058][24086]If you've been jilted,|all you get is pity.
[24151][24183]Well, it's time to go testify. Let's go.
[24215][24237]Okay, take that guy and the money|and hold it for me, okay?
[24239][24249]- Yes, sir.|- Let's go.
[24251][24273]Let me just look at the money|one more time.
[24275][24292]No.
[24722][24741]This is only a pre-trial hearing.
[24743][24766]All the witnesses need not be|present at this time.
[24767][24800]I understand, Your Honor,|but I need our next witness to testify
[24802][24831]so the court\ can understand|the complexities of the charges
[24833][24854]to act on my motion to deny bail.
[24860][24887]I feel the defendant|is a significant flight risk and...
[24889][24910]Five o'clock, Ms. San Remo.|That's it.
[24920][24950]Now, this court\ has been|more than patient with you so far.
[24957][24978]Thank you, Your Honor.
[24983][25010]They'd better hurry.
[25317][25338]We're gonna be okay.
[25344][25380]Well, we're approaching 5:00 and|I see no sign of this mystery witness.
[25392][25418]Unfort\unately,|I have no choice but to...
[25420][25431]Sorry we're late, Your Honor.
[25518][25532]- Order.|- Hold it.
[25534][25552]Sit down. Right here, pal.
[25653][25671]Look out.
[25672][25693]Move it, move it, move it.
[25717][25738]Look out. Look out.
[25848][25858]Keep moving.
[25940][25950]Shake him off.
[26178][26198]Move, move.
[26489][26505]You had enough, Ricketts?
[26541][26554]I guess not.
[26737][26756]Give it up, Ricketts.
[26909][26933]- You all right?|- Better than him.
[26975][26999]Miss. No!
[27001][27016]This is getting boring, Trivette.
[27017][27047]- Five out of seven.|- My God, Jimmy, Cordell's on a roll.
[27049][27079]I'm a slow start\er.|My momentum's changing.
[27090][27104]Don't these two ever give up?
[27106][27140]Competition, honey.|It'll get you right on the edge.
[27141][27186]Speaking of that, I heard you were a|little competitive out at Walker's ranch.
[27188][27250]Well, I don't wanna brag or anything.|I was just my usual fantastic self.
[27252][27267]Oh, really?
[27269][27310]That old gal is something else.|She's smooth as a baby's behind.
[27312][27343]She's lived a life|most have only dreamed of.
[27345][27372]Danger, romance, action.
[27374][27396]She's the geriatric James Bond,
[27397][27434]and she's just sold her story|for an upcoming TV movie called
[27436][27481]The Big Bingo Bamboozle.|Let's welcome Elaine Portugal.
[27484][27512]Oh, my God.
[27581][27620]Chased by vicious criminals.|Hunted like an animal.
[27622][27640]You had to outwit everyone,
[27642][27679]even the famous Texas Rangers,|just to stay alive.
[27680][27699]Well, what was it like?
[27700][27742]Well, there's something about danger|that brings people close together.
[27744][27786]In fact, two of the Rangers|had the hots for me.
[27792][27802]- Hots?|- Hots?
[27804][27823]Really? Well, tell us about it.
[27825][27860]Oh, sorry. I'm saving that for my book.
[27867][27884]- Book?|- Book?
